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Egg Thief!
Age 29 From Milan, NY -
Woman Seeking A Man | |
Basic Information
| Self Description | | Although I have never contracted scrapie, it is by far my favorite disease.
I am a B.A. in Creative Writing and Literature, and am working towards grad school. I have a six-foot pet boa constrictor who likes to dance to Screaming Jay Hawkins music.
My experience seems to be regarding me, instead of the other way around. It's sizing me up, making a power fist. Did someone forge my signature on the release form? Possibly it's only been underground for decades, like those cicadas that only surface once every seventeen years, but are always here, abiding beneath the soil, gestating, attending to unfathomable responsibilities.
I want to meet a hip young gunslinger who rules his own country. Master of his dominion, slave to none! |
Appearance & Situation
| Marital Situation | | Never Married |
Status
| Education Level | | College Degree |
| Employment Status | | Work At Home |
| Specialty | | Art / Music / Literature |
| Annual Income | | $15,000 To $29,999 |
| Living Arrangements | | Alone |
| Housing Situation | | It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes |
Taste
| Tv Selection | | I Wish I Had A Tv |
| Movie Selection | | Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller |
| Favorite Movies | | Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Godfather |
| Music Selection | | Rock, Metal, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk |
| Favorite Artists | | King Crimson, Zeppelin, Nick Cave |
| Reading Selection | | Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author |
| Favorite Reading | | Arthurian Literature, Chekhov, The Master and Margarita, Goethe, Venus in Furs |
| Idea Of Fun | | fireworks, adventure, bad music, bathing frequently, blowing things up, boa constrictors, camping, certain kinds of men, cervantes, conspiracy theories, cooking, dancing, deep trance, disconcerting facial expressions, ectoplasm, ghost hunting, gore, guitar, hiking, nephilim, nightmares, phrenology, piano, poetry, singing, storms, swimming, theatrical clothing, tragedy, trespassing, ufos, wagner, writing. |
Personality
| In High School I Was A | | Cool Dude |
| Social Behavior | | Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark |
| Interests And Hobbies | | Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Dancing, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting |
| Idea Of A Great Time | | Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
| Our First Date | | Just about anything, with the right person. I'm pretty laid-back and enjoy all sorts of activities. |
| Always Wanted To Try | | Hunting, learning how to make ectoplasm, meeting Glenn Beck, dragonfly ripple ice cream, learning to read the Bible in the original languages, hitting a home run...the list could go on forever. |
| Friends Describe Me As | | Friendly, Cool, Goofy |
Views
| Religion | | Non-denominational |
| Political Views | | Conservative |
| Goal In Life | | Writing, Fulfilling whatever role God has for me, Love. |
| Humor | | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Sadistic |
Looking for
| Attracted To | | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
| Looking For | | Like I said: a hip young gunslinger, master of his dominion, etc, etc. A good man. An interesting blend of the conventional and the non-conventional. A leader. Someone like Steve Irwin would be just fine, too. |
| Relationship Type | | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Relationship |
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